You are invited to Laura and Gustavo's Last Ever Seventh Annual Christmas Party. Hooray!

Things to know:
Our address is 276 Kenwood Avenue, in Old Goodwood, between Government and Florida.

You will likely need to park at the nearby church just north of our house, at the corner of Kenwood and Florida (there's also a rental car place and a couple of other businesses there) and walk three minutes to our house.

Feel free to block us in if there's room in our driveway, but please don’t park on the front lawn or block anyone else's driveway, and PLEASE don't park in the middle of the road. See below for the list of neighbors we don't want to piss off.

LEGEND
X - OUR HOUSE!
1 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
2 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
3 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
4 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
5 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
6 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
7 - Not our house. Do not block these people in. Do not park in their yard.
8 - VERY TEMPTING EMPTY LOT. Please don't park here.
Here's the FAQ:
1 - The party will be on Friday, December 13, 2019 at 6:00 PM.
2 - Please do not park like a jackass.
3 - We will have some Venezuelan food for you to try. If you want to bring beer or wine or an appetizer or some cookies or whatever, that's appreciated but not required.
4 - Bring your boyfriends, girfriends, wives, husbands, and concubines, but definitely not your shitty friend from out of town that is staying with you.
5 - Please do not bring your pets.
6 - Please do not let our dog out and please do not feed her anything.
7 - There will be a White Elephant gift exchange. We will do our best to start it around 9:00 PM (we managed to start on time last year!). You do not have to participate if you don’t want to. There is no dollar amount on the gift you need to bring to participate. Just make sure it's funny and/or weird. Just to give you some ideas, here are some of the most popular items the last few years:
- A mounted deer head
- Antlers spelling the word 'Twerk'
- A Nickelback t-shirt/Dane Cook CD/Two and a Half Men DVD combo (referred to as the "Douchebag Starter Kit")
- A $2 Goodwill painting of a girl with a wolf
- A Twinkies maker
- A 40-oz bottle of malt liquor (which was immediately consumed)
A NOTE ABOUT THE GIFT EXCHANGE:
We're once again going to limit it to one gift per couple.
8 - Please please please RSVP.
Click here to RSVP online.
